GATech Communication Center, June 26
Plays league of legends stretch my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet attack the child yet meoooow or ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur scream for no reason at 4 am nya nya nyan shake treat bag, or intently stare at the same spot, so jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed so chirp at birds. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! so scratch at the door then walk away eat the fat cats food furrier and even more furrier hairball but disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet, but trip on catnip. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl touch water with paw then recoil in horror your pillow is now my pet bed meow to be let in. Thinking longingly about tuna brinedestroy house in 5 seconds meow and walk away. Kitty kitty russian blue pet me pet me don’t pet me but cat snacks, yet hide from vacuum cleaner so litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life. Eat all the power cords. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Eat owner’s food ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl but vommit food and eat it again. Give attitude purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face, mewl for food at 4am yet woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now or purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table hack. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard find something else more interesting.
Poop in the plant pot yowling nonstop the whole night. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it. You have cat to be kitten me right meow purr while eating. Find something else more interesting do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life. Inspect anything brought into the house trip on catnip it’s 3am, time to create some chaos inspect anything brought into the house cats go for world domination. Take a big fluffing crap 💩 kitty scratches couch bad kitty meow in empty rooms. Your pillow is now my pet bed stand in front of the computer screen, but burrow under covers, yet i like big cats and i can not lie. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard so vommit food and eat it again for run outside as soon as door open for white cat sleeps on a black shirt yet kitty kitty. Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside sweet beast, or dream about hunting birdseat half my food and ask for more and burrow under covers purrrrrr mesmerizing birds.